I spray my butt clean instead of wipe with toilet paper. Yes, oh yes I do.
I remember watching a talk show when I was a kid and a celebrity was asked what she felt was the best invention to modern man.
She stated, ‘Toilet paper! What did we do before TOILET PAPER?‘.
Let’s think about this one… cut down a tree and wipe your butt with it? Gross! Read the rest of this entry