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On Throwing in the Towel: Crazy Days

Margo stole my phone and took at least forty photos of the accountant.

Margo stole my phone and took at least forty photos of the accountant.

I’m looking down at myself and I see mud on my ankles, my shirt smells like… ewww… sour milk, my nipple is wounded, I’ve got finger prints that I’m ignoring on my glasses and I’m sitting cross legged because I’m scared if I sit any other way, an electric shock is going to rip through my thigh. Read the rest of this entry

Wakey Shakey: I Can Play This Game!

They love each other to pieces...

They love each other to pieces…

The siren was ON this morning at 3:30AM!!!  ‘Ughhhhh…. (insert the most annoying whining noise you can imagine)…MOMMY, I WANT BOOBIES!’.  Oh man… this was the second morning in a row! Read the rest of this entry